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I took out my packet of cigarettes and offered him one. my mother told me only bad people smoke." I laughed my head out when I heard that. " "Koshy my boy, you're an original." "Sorry sir, I didn't get you." "Okay.
" "My dad passed away ten years ago sir." I was a little taken aback when I heard this.
She's been working very hard for us." I nodded approvingly.
This blog is not addressed to my regular gents - or most newbies, but to the rude 'newboys' who ring or text with these delightful openers:'You available? I nonetheless deserve common courtesy, manners maketh man.
Also, the list will continue to evolve, so please add your suggestions for additional words, alternate meanings, or corrections in the comments below.
Jump to: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X-Y-Z ABC party: “Anything but clothes” theme party in which guests can come naked or draped in non-traditional coverups, such as duct tape, boxes, newspaper…
ABC Sex: In a long-term relationship when a couple only has sex on anniversaries, birthdays, and Christmas. Acrophilia: A fetish for having sex in high places such as on mountains or rooftops.
Ablutophilia: Fetish for baths or showers that usually centers around a naked person lathering themselves up. Some members of the mile high club have this fetish.
Accident: A pregnancy that was not planned by at least one member of a couple. Similar to: gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia. Acucullophilia: A fetish, or preference, for circumcised men. This can include such things as being aroused by music or a partner's moaning. This is often a fetish of tanorexics, fans of outdoor sex, or those who only date really tan people. Agalmatophilia: A fetish for a human-like doll, mannequin, or statue.
M x These are unlikely things to hear in a courtroom.
Hope they make you smile.'I do not recognise this court -you've had it painted since I was last here.''If I may object to my learned friend's point, err ...coitus interupptus, camera obscura, I mean vitae cunnilingus.''Clear the courtroom!
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He was a freshman and I remember being amused as I took my first look at him.